old p*ss in boots

There was a chap called Seth Martin who lived top o`town for many years and who was noted chiefly for the fact that he seemed content to clatter about town in a pair of clogs too big for him and no socks...

hunch back of padiham

Elija Poole was another old codger who lived in a cottage adjacent to the "Hand and Shuttle" inn, and he had a remarkable deformity. Those were the days when deformities were referred to quite freely...